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They sometimes say the glass is half full. You want to believe it while the empty part of the glass quietly glares at you.
Game of Thrones Two Kings. Two Thrones.
Specters in the stone roiling in the carbonation of morning. (Sculpture at west entrance of Como Park —St. Paul, MN.) September 25, 2017)
When I expired I found myself in the tunnel lunging toward the light of the world I had fled moments ago— an intelligence conveyed through hospital halls into the embrace of a new mother’s arms.
People say I’m difficult and no fun to be around. Why can’t they see that I’m a man with a porpoise?
Never mind all the things designed to make you feel stupid. Just be happy your hair looks terrific.
How many Minnesota mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero to screw in the light bulb, and 273,000 to drink your blood in the dark.
I was thinking about the perfect anniversary gift for you, but I couldn’t afford to buy a whole robot, so I’ve decided this would be the year to start buying you that robot one piece at a...